EDITOR: Paul W. Brown
GUESTS: Allison, Kimberly and Sonya Reiser-guests of Dennis Reiser.
SGT. REPORT: Sgt. Brad and Little Marvin were officially riding the range for the last time this AMBUC year. Dane was fined for his last official week as Chapter President. Paul H. and Randall were fined for being late. Doug was fined for insulting the Sgts. Larry S. was fined for his 65th birthday. Tom H. received an indeterminate fine. Dave received the under the radar fine. Fred was fined for forgetting a fellow AMBUCS name. John K. was fined for soliciting AMBUCS for bail. Paul H. was fined for the Ice Cream Booth meeting. Guy was fined for not wearing his snazzy red name badge. Victor was fined for his weight loss. John K. got all the Ed Jones gang fined for a chamber breakfast (Dan, Dane, Darren and Jay). Finally, Duke was fined for wearing his Big Hat a week early!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
ICE CREAM BOOTH MEETING AND BIG HAT FRIDAY, May 30, 2014 at 6:30 A.M., Hutchinson Town Club: This meeting will begin at 6: 30 A.M. with the updated presentation of the proposed renovations for the ice cream booth by Paul Hardenburger. We will take a break at 7:00 A.M. to go through the breakfast line, then the presentation will resume. BIG HATTERS are to be present with their hats!
ELECTIONS: The new slate of officers was approved by the club unanimously. The new officers are scheduled to be installed on Friday, May 30, 2014. (Pres.-Jeff R., 1st V.P.-Andrew P., 2nd V.P.-Dorinda S., Sec.-Dennis R., Treas.-Don G., Sgt.-Brad T. & Stan M.).
PROGRAM: Eat Like A Caveman was presented by Allison Reiser, daughter of Sonya and Dennis Reiser. The Caveman diet was Allisons honors project for her honors program at HCC. 10,000 years ago, Paleolithic man ate animals, vegetables, fruits and seeds. Modern man with recent agricultural products has a diet that includes grains and dairy and a corresponding decline in health (diabetes, heart disease and some cancers). For this project, 5 participants, primarily the Reiser household (aka the Flintstones), maintained a Paleo diet for 28 days. The diet included lean meat, fruits, veggies and seeds/nuts. The following was not allowed (you know the drill): dairy fat, cereal grains, salt, sugar, corn soft drinks, sweets. End result? Subject 2 loses weight and improves his healthy levels of omega ratios, sugars and sodium. Subject 2 is reportedly headed back to the Caveman diet.
50/50/LUCKY ACES POT WINNER: Troy T.-$5.00. Next week the cumulative pot is $441.00!!!
NEWSLETTER DRAWING: Jeff Frizzell was not present. ($15.00 next week).
NEWSLETTER QUESTION: What beloved Hutchinson AMBUC wore his Big Hat a week early?