Newsletter 06/04/2004

GUESTS

Don Grossardt brought his son along, we will call him junior.

TUIT REPORT

Where O’ Where has the Tuit gone.

Shawn Teichmann must be playing one of those car salesman tricks

where you have to quit lapping the sales lot and approach him in person.

PROGRAM:

Pat Fallon introduced Rob Mackey of the United Way of Reno County. The United Way of Reno County helps 31 charities locally. Rob proudly stated that less than 1% of funds raised are sent the national United Way. Locally, 87% of funds raised go to charities with 13% to overhead. The annual fund raising kickoff will be held Sept. 1 at the newly renovated Grand Prairie Hotel (formerly the Ramada).

Club Announcements

Ice Cream Booth: June 19-24, 2004. Great North American RV Rally. Volunteer!

Board Meeting: Friday, June 11, 2004 6:15am at the Town Club

Welcome: New board members Vicki Fultz, – President; Jo Ann Williams, – 1st Vice President; Scott Saylor, – 2nd Vice President; Don Grossardt, – Treasurer; Ward Davis, Secretary; and Bob Bush – Sgt. at Arms.

Publicity Committee Meeting:Friday, June 18, 2004 6:15am at the Town Club

FINES COLLECTED

Thank you to Brad and all of his sidekicks for their lighthearted and occasionally nearly offensive antics on Friday mornings. After the new Sgt. Bush introduced himself, he laid down the law. Any IOU will be met with shark interest, double the next week. Another good thing to remember, neutral colors and dont call undo attention to yourself.

First the gavel was sold to Vicki for the premium of five dollars. Tony Powers bought a quarter of his badge back after dropping it. Late attenders included Duke Wiggins, Amy Craig, John Knipp and Jim Remar. Bush piped off something to the affect of Remar, just because you are so tall, dont think you can get away with it. Steve Harmon was fined for wearing a Stuckey Lumber jacket. Steve the store is closed and the building was torn down, let it go, let it go. Dan Power (who paid the EJ gang) was fined for butchering the spelling of Ambucs in his business literature. Its AMBUCS, not SIPC. Darren Wicks was fined for exclaiming we want Brad back. Brenda Janda was fined for not coming since 1996. Our resident Chamber Ambassadors where fined for a lousy job of recruiting Ambuc members .

Jason Jones bought an advertising tax for the promotion of pet CPR classes.

Installation Banquet

Lots of toilet paper, some alcohol, bathroom noises, silly string, some crme pies and several offensive remarks made for great evening at the Installation Banquet. Thanks to Jeff Frizzell and all of his gang for a fun evening.

50/50 Pot Winner

Newsletter Winner

Pat Fallon

(Donated his 1/2 to the United Way!)

Vern Powers claimed he seldom receives his newsletters

in the mail and does not use those new fangled computer things.

Out of respect or pitty, the club allowed him to collect,

if he donated his winnings to the United Way

FUTURE MEETINGS

June 11: JoAnn Wiliams will host Sarah Johnston, Occupational Therapy Schlorship Receipient

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If you have ideas for programs you would like to see, please contact

Lori Hopp … e-mail >> lhopp@good-sam.com or phone her at 663-1189.